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Happily Ever After car ornament

A classic wedding day car ornament. For the holiday tree or as a unique gift tag when gift-giving. Each ornament measures 4 x 4.5 and comes complete with a ribbon for hanging. Ornament can be personalized with names and/or a date. Enter information below for personalization upon checkout in the comments field if you want this added option. If names are more characters than will fit on the hearts, names will be placed on the back window of the car.  Ornament can be personalized with : First names Date

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Happily Ever After car ornament

A classic wedding day car ornament. For the holiday tree or as a unique gift tag when gift-giving. Each ornament measures 4 x 4.5 and comes complete with a ribbon for hanging. Ornament can be personalized with names and/or a date. Enter information below for personalization upon checkout in the comments field if you want this added option. If names are more characters than will fit on the hearts, names will be placed on the back window of the car.  Ornament can be personalized with : First names Date

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The Underneath at Barnes and Noble

A remake of the classic Robert Siodmak film noir Criss Cross, Steven Soderbergh’s The Underneath follows much the same plot and narrative arc of the original, but expands the possibilities of its thriller structure to also explore the complexities and insecurities at the heart of modern relationships. Peter Gallagher stars as Michael, a compulsive gambler who returns to his Texas home for the wedding of his mother (Anjanette Comer). In his absence, his ex-wife Rachel (Alison Elliott) has married Tommy (William Fichtner), a ruthless local hood. Michael and Rachel soon resume their relationship, incurring Tommy’s wrath. Out of their deceptions grows a plot to heist an armored car, a crime which requires the unwitting aid of Michael’s stepfather (Paul Dooley) as well as a banker (Elisabeth Shue) with whom Michael shared a brief fling.

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Wedding Get-A-Way Car Cake Topper

This Wedding Get-A-Way Car Cake Topper with comical couple is a whimsical and fun cake top. This adorable couple is making their honeymoon get-a-way in an old classic sports car and is sure to inspire a smile among your guests. The Wedding Get-A-Way Car Cake Topper measures 5″ W x 2″ H.

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I have to write a story (1 page) that pertains to me and then transcribe it. I can do the transcription, but the story is giving me problems. I want it to be humorous, but I'm just not that funny. So if anyone has a humor streak and would help me I would be so grateful! Here is what I have:
The other day I had the displeasure of cleaning out my kids’ closets. Now, in an effort to avoid the tears and tantrums of departing with toys they are never going to play with again, I usually do this while they are at school. And don’t ya know they never miss those items they claim to love so much! Both my husband and I know that this needs to be done on a regular basis, but there are the select few in my family that just don’t understand. Meet my dad, the hoarder. Now, dad isn’t a classic hoarder like you see on Dr. Phil whose house is completely overrun with junk, but he just can never seem to part with his beloved stuff. After all, you never know when that special something you’ve been keeping for the last 30 years will come in handy. When dad couldn’t fit anymore stuff under his trailer, he went out and bought two of those metal storage buildings and is on his way to cramming them full too! Now, I admit there are belongings, such as my wedding dress, that I have crammed in a dark closet somewhere that will probably never see the light of day again and I have trinkets in my curios, but they serve an aesthetic purpose. And while I’m sure that my dad has sentimental belongings, most of his stuff he keeps because he thinks that one day it will be worth a fortune and when he passes, my brother and I will be millionaires. For instance, crammed in his closet are marbles, Lincoln Logs, remote control cars, and various other junk.

I always joke around and say that when dad does pass I'm just gonna cry over the millions I've lost while I toss the match. So, anyone out there that can make this funny?

It's already funny, in a cutesy sense. You should just tie it all together in the end with something about how maybe you'll give in to the family packrat disease and save yourself the trouble of hauling kid stuff in case, per chance, you might get rich off of those old dolls and action figures someday :)

 

Hum-Hum-De-Dum Thank You Card

This foldover notecard, “”Hum-Hum-De-Dum”" features a classic wedding getaway car - “”the Hummer”". This contemporary bride dressed in formal wedding attire, knows the way to her lover’s heart. The green foliage and landscaping serves as a wonderful backdrop for today’s bride and her mode of transportation.A custom message can be printed with flat printing inside the fold-over card (for an additional $.50), to acknowledge that special gift.

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Me and my fiance both are really into cars, imports, American muscle, supercars, everything, so we want to leave our reception in an S7 instead of the traditional limo or classic. How much would it cost to rent one for the night. Would anyone know how much a Bugatti Veyron be? (to rent it, not to buy)

my fiance is big into cars… he says probably $1000 for the S7, and more for the Bugatti. I shouldn't have asked him, haha, now he's talking about how cool that would be!

But you'd have more trouble just finding a place that has one available to rent

 

Hum-Hum-De-Dum Bridal Shower Invitations

This Bridal Shower Invitation, “”Hum-Hum-De-Dum”" features a classic wedding getaway car - “”the Hummer”". This contemporary bride dressed in formal wedding attire, knows the way to her lover’s heart. The green foliage and landscaping serves as a wonderful backdrop for today’s bride and her mode of transportation.

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Love of my life?

My dearest wife of 60 years
Forever at my side
Through all the horrors and the fears
Your presence cannot be denied.

When we first wed and war broke out,
I saw you there, I saw you there.
I held your picture in the trench
Before the shell blew off my hair.

And when the war was over
And the guns were laid to rot and rust
My dear you stood beside me
As my business went bust

Nothing was too much for you,
and nowhere was too far
you even stood your ground when I
was run down by that car.

And when the payments fell behind
The house went to the banks
You still stood there, you f**kin’ Jinx.,
So I say, for nothing THANKS!

Note: Another classic joke, twisted/edited.

You gotta laugh, you gotta cry. Liked this.

 

I'm trying to think of something different than the traditional silver knife. We're both into home improvement (so I've thought of things like a Roto-zip or a drywall saw - haha), and we're both also antique car nuts. (we have 8 classic cars between us)

Can you think of anything unusual we can cut the cake with that has to do with cars, antiques, or home improvement?
Thanks!

The first thing that came to mind was a chainsaw, but then I saw THAT going terribly, TERRIBLY wrong!

How about a reciprocating saw? Unplugged of course!

For a car, you could use a license plate, I guess. Or a mirror.

But frankly, all of these things just seem too off-the-wall, even for me!

Good luck with whatever you decide.